Wednesday, 29 March 2017



Have you ever felt invisible?


Have you ever felt invisible when there is a crowd?
Do you feel like you're wrapped in a shroud?


Do you believe people can say whatever they feel,
and make your working life a living hell?


They are bullies so pay them no mind.
Don't associate yourself with their kind.

Don't give them the time of day and definitely don't say Hey!
Else, you will cause an affray.


Because remember folks, they are in for a long ride,
when they're taken over to the dark side.











Thursday, 16 March 2017



There may be changes ahead
One's I may or may not dread

I hope they go my way
Will I have to go? or can I stay.

Either way, I'll look forward to the challenge and hopefully, take things in my stride.
But alas, my time I have to abide.

But in the meantime, I'll have to look around,
and try to find some solid ground.

I'll admit, change will make me sad,
but it's not always bad.

I'll be alright, as long as I know, that
the people I look after, will continue to grow. 





Monday, 13 March 2017



Serious Sue


Serious Sue
Lives in a zoo

Serious Sue
has a hole in her shoe

So, Serious Sue 
was feeling blue

What could Serious Sue do?
Why, get a new pair... wouldn't you?



Peculiar Pete


Peculiar Pete
just loves to eat

Peculiar Pete, likes to eat meat
Peculiar Peter, does it when he's on a seat

Peculiar Pete also has big feet
and climbing mountains is a real treat

Peculiar Pete's feet are not at all sweet
Peculiar Pete has feet like concrete



Bossy Brian

Bossy Brian is a sleepy head
he always wants to go to bed

Bossy Brian is well fed
but lettuce leaves he doth dread

Bossy Brian wants to get wed
even though marriage he doth dread

Bossy Brian wants to marry for money, that's why he is still unwed
Bossy Brian lives in a shed





Floppy Florence 

Floppy Florence is a happy lass
Floppy Florence is full of sass

Floppy Florence is full of class
Floppy Florence is as fragile as glass

Floppy Florence is working class
Floppy Florence is not full of gas

Floppy Florence loves running on grass
Floppy Florence runs through the underpass





















Saturday, 11 March 2017



Switching off

I've actually turned the telly off.
Yes it's true!
I'm going to do something productive.
I'm going to try and entertain you.

I'm fed up of watching the box for the sake of it.
It's just annoying me that I can sit and watch such rot.
Watching it just because I'm too lazy to use my head.
I'm starting to lose the plot.

But of course, that won't stop me from putting it on later.
It won't stop me from watching my favourite programmes.
And it won't stop me from watching the odd chat show,
and then moan about the advertising slogans.

But for now, I'm going off to do some writing.
I'm going to enter a world of make believe.
I'm going to do it right now.
I wonder what images and delights I can conceive?

I really am going, I'm getting ready.
Right after I've watched the news and had my breakie.




Friday, 10 March 2017

Wednesday, 8 March 2017



Numpkins

A lorry stops at the lights and there are other cars ahead.
So, you're patient and trying not to see red.

Then you realise, the lorry/tanker has come to a halt and you have to go.
In order not to stop the flow.

So, you decide to pass when the time is right.
But the Numpkin behind is in full flight.

The Idjits cannot be bothered to wait, it's a good job I looked in the mirror.
The stupid Numpkin blinger.

Ugh, Ugh and Ugh again.
The so and so has entered my domain.

And while I'm sounding off, let's look at those cars that pass me at 60 mph when the speed limit is Fifty.
They think they're pretty nifty, although I would say they are shifty.

I do the speed limit and they are right up my a--e.
Trying to get past.

It annoys me so.
It's not as if I'm going slow.

Sometimes I have to give them a sign.
Because they send an angry chill up my spine.

Expletives fall from my mouth like a waterfall,
and I really want to bawl.

But really, what's the point when they are just numkins.
Oh how I wish I could kick them in the shins.








Sunday, 5 March 2017



Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!

Oops! Sorry, it's Sunday
A time to play

Sorry

Saturday, 4 March 2017




Saturday

No need for verse or commotion,
because Saturday is poetry in motion.

Wednesday, 1 March 2017


Custard Creams

Custard Creams are the best
Better than all the rest

They are crunchy and soft inside,
and I eat them with pride.

But alas, while I was doing this blog, I ate three just like that.
No wonder I'm blinking fat. (lol)