Oh dear! I've got those interview jitters
I have an interview tomorrow and although I'm trying to keep the jitters at bay.
Those pesky little things will not go away.
I've tried to play computer games and even did some colouring.
But still..... I'm suffering.
I don't know why I feel this way, as I have other options, so this is just strange.
As for emotions, I have a wide range.
But I've done a little homework about the place.
So when they ask me a question, I won't be staring into space.
I'm going to be myself, I think that is best,
and I'm going to try my hardest not to be stressed.
I'm wondering if it's the weather?
Changing my mood and making me all a quiver.
Because, one minute it's warm, then cold, then hot, which is rather like the way I'm feeling.
I'm so coiled up, if I'm not careful, I'll be walking on the ceiling.
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But will happen if I am not successful?
Will it honestly be that monumental?
Will I starve if I don't get this job?
No, I've still got a few bob.
Will I die if I don't get it?
No, I'll probably still be fit. (ish)
Will it be my last interview ever?
I hope not, I'm quite clever.
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But after much deliberation, I've thought of a bonus if I don't get it.
I'll hide my disappointment by getting some new kit.
And believe me, I'll milk my sorrow for everything I've got.
I've a little money in the pot.
I will be hunting for new clothes until I drop.
I'll be going into every shop.
If that doesn't placate me, then nothing will.
Unless I give alcohol a twirl.
Only joking, that's just not me.
Now I've got to stop panicking, and just wait and see.
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