It's So Good Being Me.

It's so good being me, because I'm unique,

and I'm at my peak.

I've gone through the change 

and I'm not at all deranged.

NO  I'M NOT!

I'm feeling really calm and ready to come out fighting.

and do a little less shouting.

I don't get irritated as much as I did,

and I'm no longer linked to the power grid.

NO I'M NOT!

I'm not eating so much either,

and I no longer eat frozen peas straight from the freezer.

I'm not as greedy as much now.

 I no longer want to eat a cow.

NO I DON'T!

In fact, I'm more loving and giving than I've ever been.

And I'm no longer covered in a bearskin.

Instead, I'm being a little lamb.

I'm more like a poodle now, when I've had a wee dram.

YES I AM!