Cream cakes, naughty but nice.

Victoria sponge filled with jam

Into my mouth I will cram

 Rum cake - a cake filled with rum

That's going to fit perfectly in my tum

Raspberry Pavlova

I won't be eating that under a balaclava

Banoffee pie

I have to confess, I sometimes give this one a miss, I don't want to lie.

Brownies

Lovely gooey chocolate, yes please.

Onion cake
In all sincerity, that's not a cake, that's just a fake.


I don't care what anybody says, a cake that contains a vegetable is not a cake.
It's just one gigantic culinary mistake.