How come?
I said I wasn't going to make any New Year promises and now I've made three,
and not one of them involves a cup of tea.
Here is a clue,
I'm starving are you?
The second is to do with my writing,
I need not tell you, because it's not very exciting.
I need to go now, because I'm in danger of fluffing up the first.
My hunger pains are getting worse.
She says, as she stares at the Terry's Chocolate Orange, some jellies and a huge meringue.
They all have a certain twang.
I'm dying for a bit of chocolate, and I'm wondering if I should start my diet tomorrow.
That's cheating. DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW!
I suppose I ought to go.
I've got a slimming meal in the microwave,
so things aren't looking so grave.
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Don't panic, my resolution will hold firm.
There's no need to squirm.
For I have small, realistic goals and this weight one isn't too bad.
Of which I am glad.
I have decided to be realistic about my weight.
Once again, I will narrate.
Because I know, that I lack will power, I've given myself a small goal,
which allows me to eat a sausage roll.
I've decided to lose 11 pounds by next Christmas, no don't laugh,
it's something I may be able to achieve.
No really, it's not much I know, but I am taking things slow.
Now sadly, I have to go.
My low calorie dinner is ready to eat.
It contains mostly vegetables, and a little meat.