First of all, I have to write two poems today because I was too tired to write them yesterday. (again)

Drivers UGH!

The coast road was calm and peaceful today,

with a great view across the bay.

Until those idiot drivers came my way,

which nearly caused an affray.

First, there was the driver who thought it was okay to overtake two cars on the brow of a hill.

If I'd crashed into him, it wouldn't have been such a thrill.

Then, I turned the corner into a small village to see,

some motorbikes in the middle of the road,

bearing down on me.

As I rounded a corner, full of the joys of spring,

there could have been an almighty din.

A car was coming around the corner on my side of the road,

the slimy toothless toad.

Well, I could no longer refrain myself and honked the horn,

and on my face was a hint of scorn.

Thankfully, nobody got hurt today,

and hopefully, in the future, it will stay that way.

I can't be bothered

I think I have that disorder that makes you miserable in the winter. I think it's called SAD

Or, I'm just completely raving mad.

For my moods are bouncing up and down,

and I'm constantly wearing a frown.

What do you mean, I seem alright?

DO YOU WANT A FLIPPING FIGHT.