The sayings poem

I've had my cake and eaten it,

and I've loved every bit.

I've also sailed close to the wind.

Although I have not sinned.

I can produce a great shopping list.

But as for handing over the money, they'll just get scotch mist.

I'm not sure about charity begins at home, surely that can't be true?

Because ten pound notes in my house are few.

As for feathering my nest.

It's my hubby who knows best.

And the white elephant in the room, I'm sure it's got free,

because it's certainly not standing next to me.

The penny has dropped is a good one, but I'm sad to say,

it probably relates to me and I'm not sure that's okay. 

My least favourite one of all, is do as you would be done by,

because they're all doing it to me and I'm the good guy.

But my favourite one of all, is walls have ears.

In that case, you better stop jumping on the bed and drinking those beers.