Nutters everywhere!

I really do despair, 

there are nutters everywhere.

This morning a white van tried to park on a busy road.

I really felt I would explode.

There was nowhere to park.

What a lark!

So he sits there in the middle of the road and waves his arms for me to go by.

Which would have meant me veering into the oncoming cars.

Oh my!

I can do many things but not even I can fly.

So how the heck was I supposed to pass by.

In the end he drove further along the road.

The slimy, red faced toad. 

Then as if that wasn't enough to annoy me.

A manic motor bike I did see.

He looked down the road then pulled out on me.

I wanted to give him the third degree.

Then he looked at me in a nonchalant way as if to say,

so what if you have the right of way.

So mate, I'll tell you this,

if you don't slow down you'll be as a cold as a fish.

So drivers out there beware,

of the Joe 90 stare,

for these riders can pop up anywhere.

.............

That's done me for the day.

Am I going out again,

NO WAY!