Soon, I will look like an apple

On a diet and eating apples like there is no tomorrow. 

It makes me feel like a weeping willow.

I'm eating satsumas until they come out of my ears,

it's enough to drive you to tears.

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When you really want a big bar of chocolate in your tummy,

fruit doesn't seem so scrummy

But I'll carry on eating and writing this ballad.

Before I turn into a fruit salad.