Getting Ready for Darts

I'm shattered, but I've got to get ready for darts.

I'm trying to master that art.

But I'm shattered and tired out,

somebody wake me up by giving me a clout.

Time is getting on, I better hurry up,

I say, as I reach for my coffee cup.

Slurp, slurp, slurp,

Burp, burp, burp.

Getting in the mood for throwing some arrows,

but I'm away with the sparrows.

I really do have to get up, but I need some vim,

Help me up, please Jim.