A wally, with no brolly

Driving home from work the other day, I went through a flood.

Through the water and the mud.

Oh dear! I hear you say, 

No way!

Oh yes it's true,

and obviously it made me feel blue.

But there is more to it than that.

More than me going splat.

The next day I ignored the flood sign on the road.

Because I rarely do as I am told.

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I went through the flood again,

and oh how I wished I'd taken the train.

 I stalled the car and it made me frown.

But luckily, I did not drown.

My heart was in my mouth as I drove the car,

and people could see my worried look from afar.

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However, I did learn from my mistakes and chose another way.

Thank heavens, the garage, I did not have to pay.