After Eight Mints are really cool

If I keep them all to myself would it be cruel?

Of course I'm going to share them, I'm just having fun.

although I could always say, I have two and you have one.

But would I be that cruel?

Not as a general rule.

Although I could make an exception I'm sure.

But would I really be that immature?

Of course I would, I'm going to keep them for myself.

Even though they are not good for my health.

There's nothing I like more than chocolate and mint.

It's chocolate smothering peppermint.