Hopefully, a diet to end all diets.

Started a slimming club in the week.

I could say it was pretty bleak.

But they are not the words I seek,

because I'm aiming for a better physique.

My weight wasn't too much of a shock.

I don't have to see the Doc.

But I may need to get a lock,

and go for a very long walk.

I'm not hungry, and I'm not craving, so it's not all bad.

As of yet, it's not driving me mad.

It's not making me feel sad,

as long as it's not a passing fad.

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It's onward and upwards, with no turning back.

As long as I don't get any flack.

But if anyone offers me sweets in a pack.

I'll be giving them an enormous whack!