On a diet, and so hungry!

It's not so much, hungry, as wanting everything that is sweet, when I really should be going for the meat.

But cakes are brightly coloured and a joy to eat.

Plus, they are really sweet.

I know apples and fruit are also sweet,

but chocolate is really neat.

When I get my first stone off I'm going to have a cream tea.

Just you wait and see.

I've only got six and half pounds to go.

and then I can have a gateaux.

But right now, I'll settle for a sugar free jelly,

Even though I want some chocolate in my belly.