Nobody has been elected, but it's already affecting me.

My slimming club meeting has been cancelled, that's beastly.

I guess they're using the venue as a polling station.

Oh well, I suppose it's for the nation.

Trouble is, I'll miss my weigh day and I always enjoy what people say.

And now, I have to stay away.

The trouble is, what will happen if I need support?

I still want a good weight loss report.

I'll have to go into town now and have a weigh.

Because I've been good, and I don't want to stray.

But it won't be official until the following Thursday.

I just hope, I can keep those hungry wolves at bay.

But in an emergency, I can always say, the elections hindered my eating plan.

Because I ate too much bran.