A Strawberry tale

I opened the fridge and took out the strawberries and put them on the counter.

They didn't realise who they were about to encounter. 

I pulled open the lid and they kamikazed off the top, 

fell onto the floor and went PLOP!

But I chased after those furry little blighters as they travelled south.

I scooped them all up and popped them in my mouth.