Danger! Danger!

I looked in the cupboard and there it was.

A big fat chocolate brownie.

I had to eat it of course,

because it was the biggest gooiest cake in the whole of the county.

I spied some doughnuts too,

and three welsh cakes.

But alas, I can't have them with a brew.

Because they're for my hubby and son, so I'll have to eat the grapes.

Or the strawberries, they are better, because when you drop them on the floor, they stay where they are.

Unlike grapes, who roll and roll and roll.

And can only be seen from afar.