Oh no! I have the munchies

I've got the munchies and I'm eating everything in sight.

All the goodies in the house I just want to bite.

I started the day really well,

but now my tummy is starting to swell.

It's because I'm in all day,

and from the food, I cannot stay away.

I've had some sweeties and chocolate biccies.

It's making me quite sickly.

It's only just gone two.

There cannot be much more left to chew.

Thankfully, that feeling is waning because I'm having a coke instead.

My cravings seem to have fled.

But it's too late now because I've nearly eaten all my calories.

I wish I had allergies.

That way, I would not be able to stuff my face.

I'd be able to live normally and become part of the human race.  

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