There's a fly in my house and it's feeling brave. It's landing on our arms when it feels like a rest.

It's a real pest.

I'm tempted to swat the thing but I don't really want to kill it.

Basically, it makes me want to spit.

I've tried to entice it out with some crumbs on a plate, and I've led it to the front door.

But just as I get there it flies off and it's really becoming a bore.

It's becoming part of the furniture now and I feel like giving it a name.

Now it's on the window frame.

But it won't go out, I've tried that too.

I wonder if I call a keeper, they'll keep it in the zoo?

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