Seagulls, a pain in the..........

Seagulls, love them or hate them they're here to stay.

Try as we might to shoo them away.

They amble along the road now and ignore the horn.

They treat us with contempt and scorn.

They shriek at the top of their voices at us,

as they narrowly miss the bus.

Chips is their diet now as they steal the food of your plate.

Seagulls are my pet hate.