Where art Thou Toilet Roll?

They seek it here, they seek it there,

they seek it everywhere.

I'm going to take my life in my hand and search for that illusive paper...

listening to the sound of a famous rapper.

I'm going hunting in every supermarket in town,

the lesser known, and the best.

I'm going to sneak around the aisles, using my magnifying glass - I hope I'm appropriately dressed.

I don't care if its the best or worst,

I'm going to get there first.

WARNING

I'm a strong woman and I'm up for the task,

I'm going to take some sandwiches and a flask.

I'll be staking out several places so beware,

when you see that person disguised as a tin of  beans, DO NOT STARE!

Please walk on by and do not blow my cover,

for I will share my booty with you,

and give you a sheet or two.

Just in case I don't return from this great adventure, please remember that I was brave,

even though I went to an early grave.