Career Options

I'm an evening person, always have been, always will be.

So perhaps I should work at night, 

in order to promote the very best of me.

Oh dear, reading that back, it doesn't  sound too good.

Believe me, whatever you're thinking now, stop, you've just misunderstood. 

I could be a pizza delivery girl?

I could see myself giving those little mopeds a whirl.

I could also be a night watchman and exert some force,

but wouldn't I need to go on a course?

For starters, I would have to do self-defence,

which would be hard,

 because any violence makes me tense.

I could become a shelf filler, especially in the wine aisle.

But alas, staying away from the red variety may be a trial.

Or I could become a DJ like my husband and son.

But I don't know if I would have much fun.

Since hitting the fifties I'd rather stay indoors,

because getting down with the crowd isn't for me, 

now that I'm older than the dinosaurs.

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