The name game

Sue thinks she is really special and very sweet
Usually the type of girl you want to meet
Everyone thinks she's oh so cool
Which is the general rule.
It's not that she's special in any way
Like when she forgets your birthday
Looks wise, she's very plain
It's true. And she's not at all vain
And she often comes out with the funniest
    spoonerisms and silly quips
Mostly, people tell her to get a grip
So that's the story of Sue, who despite popular
     belief, does not strip