His Pride and Joy

My husband has a new van,

he cleans it whenever he can.

He cleans and preens that van all day long,

and neglects his household duties, which is so wrong.

He leaves it to me to maintain the house and it's getting on my wick.

He's going overboard with his new toy and it's making me sick.

However, I sit here with a smirk on my face because I know that the van is not here to stay,

because in the end, all his meticulous cleaning will rub it clean away.