Help! My M&M's have escaped
Help! My m & m's have escaped from my hands and are rolling around on the floor.
STOP! Don't open that door!
Watch where you're treading,
can't you seen that I'm looking.
Wait! I can feel one between my finger and thumb.
They're too slippery for their own good, next time, I'm going to buy a hard gum.
The more I try to get them,
the more they try to flee, but they're not getting away from me.
I can sense them laughing at me because they think I'm giving in.
But I'm going to hunt them down; I'm not worried about being thin.
But alas, they've gone behind the settee.
So I'm going to get the hoover out, they're not getting away from me.
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Well I sucked them up in the hoover and it was not fun.
Because there were crumbs on every one.
Honestly, they obviously cannot see,
what an honour it is... to be eaten by me.
But now I'm going to make their species extinct, because they've given me so much trouble.
From now on, I'm only going to eat an Aero bubble.
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