I'm thinking of becoming a model?

 I'm a little bigger than your average women,

 but I'm not intending to put on a bikini and go swimming.

There's hand models, feet models and models made of ply.

I'm thinking of sending pictures off, then waiting for a reply.

There's plus sized models, that may be the way to go.

Mainly because, I've probably ate too much gateau.

I'm sure there's a niche in the model industry for me.

I'll just go and explore the internet and see.

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I've got just the thing, although I may have to fatten up for the role.

I don't want to look like a ski pole.

But I don't mind fattening up for the job, just think of all the cakes and sweeties I can eat.

It's the best modelling job ever, even though it will be no mean feat.

I will have to do a bit of weight lifting in the gym and I'll need  plenty of energy and vim.

It's settled, I'm going to go for the job, even though some people may call me a schmuck.

The advert says: ' WANTED, MODEL DUMPER TRUCKS.'

Just joshing lol.