I need a new bra.

This topic is a bit hush hush, so I'll tread carefully.

Because some people don't like to talk about such things 

and may need therapy.

Well, I woke up this morning and was sad to see,

that my boobs were down by my knee.

Alarm bells rang in my head,

as I heaved my cellulite of the bed.

I'm going to need a new bra on an industrial scale.

So I don't give the impression of a beached whale.

I't will have to be made of iron or the like,

and the pretty little bras I have now, will have to take a hike.

It's going to have to be reinforced so much,

but gentle to the touch.

Is there such a thing out there,

for my non gravity defying pair.