Who's Moody?

Having a tropical moment in the middle of town is not always fun.

Nor is forgetting what I want to say.

Being in that time of life sometimes makes me want to run.

Especially when spoonerisms are the order of the day.

I thought it was all over and I was home free.

But still those cold sweats are haunting me. 

Also, there's a spare tyre around my waist.

Hang on, there was always one, but now there's two.

They need to go, post haste.

And as for chins, well...there is a few.

I'm not going to lie and say I'm finding that the M word is fun.

But luckily, things seem much better, when I can express myself through pun.