I'm going through the Menopause

You know, that thing we have to whisper about and pretend it doesn't exist.

Which makes me really p....d

MENOPAUSE  MENOPAUSE  MENOPAUSE  MENOPAUSE  MENOPAUSE  MENOPAUSE

Oh yes, most woman have to go through the Menopause. 

So you people, and you know who you are, remember, we don't have a choice - there's no get out clause.

We don't have the option to put a cross in the box and opt out.

So accept it, or I'll give you a clout.