Who put that cake there?

Yummy Yummy

I've got cake in my tummy.

And sweeties too.

It's my Winter fuel.

But I've also opted for some healthy food,

but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with grapes,

although I could say, I sneakily ate them behind the drapes.

But I can't say that, because the grapes were healthy,

and the sweeties and cake were not.

But isn't coconut good for you?

Good, because I scoffed the lot.

It was a shame really because I started off with a cheese jacket potato but it wasn't enough.

Then I got emotional and ate a cake, then I found the sweeties, and not eating them would have been tough.

I'm in a catch 22 situation when it comes to food,

I eat when I'm happy, I eat when I'm sad.

But it is called comfort food, 

so not to eat it, would just be rude.