SLIPPER SAGA 

Oh dear, I woke up in a great mood and ready to take the world on.

Now suddenly, mood wise, things are going so wrong.

I've been searching for jobs that may be why.

Sigh -sigh -sigh.

Or the most likely reason, is the fact that it's raining, 

and I'm tempted to stay in.

But I want to buy my slippers, they're a must,

and in retail shops I put my trust.

I need to feel all oochy coochy,

 and a pair of fluffy slippers will revise me.

So off to the shops with a fiver in my sweaty palms,

I hope that will raise no alarms.

Because I've a feeling I'm going to be crotchety and blue.

Shopkeepers, I would stay at home if I were you.